He crashes his plane through the Bermuda Triangle and winds up in another world - a world that forms a bridge between the Earth and some other planet, presumably in some sort of stepping stone arrangement. Blaskowitz and all the other aspects from every protagonist of every game ever. (I wonder if the Geneva Convention covers torturing metaphors?)ĭark Void sets out a bit Crimson Skies-y, set in an alternative World War II - you know, it'd be nice to see a game set, say, in an alternative Napoleonic war for once, where Waterloo was fought on the backs of pterodactyls - and the main character is a pilot called Will, who borrowed his voice from Nathan Drake and his jacket from B.
But then once I started eating them I discovered that the icing was made from wallpaper paste and cyanide, and that's why I feel it let me down.
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Dark Void is a dumpster that appeared to be full of rusty dog food tins, but once I got in I realized they were actually delicious novelty cakes make to look like rusty dog food tins. If I have to search through a dumpster searching for a lost wedding ring, I could try to convince myself that the dumpster will be full of cakes and freshly picked flowers, but I'd only be fooling myself. It's not that I went into Dark Void thinking it would be good, because I don't go into any games thinking they'll be good. Whoops, that's my entire opinion on Dark Void given away in one sentence, isn't it? But stick with me, there's more to this.
After two years of this, I thought I was immune to being disappointed by games.
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